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Aug 21, 2004 22:13:37 GMT -5
Post by Namarië Galadriel on Aug 21, 2004 22:13:37 GMT -5
Here you can post (tasteful) Lord of the Rings jokes!!
Gimli, Legolas and Pippin are captured by the orcs and locked away. These orcs aren't TOO nasty though as they say each of the captives may have a years supply of one luxury.
Legolas chooses Elven literature and they slam the door. Gimli chooses malt beer and is shut away too. Pippin decides on pipeweed and he also is locked up.
A year later the orcs are defeated and the captives are released.
Legolas strides out and says "Was that a year already? I hardly got started!" Gimli staggers out and says "Wahey, that was great, show me to the pub!" Pippin is released, he steps out and says "Anyone got a light?" ;D
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Aug 21, 2004 22:15:34 GMT -5
Post by Namarië Galadriel on Aug 21, 2004 22:15:34 GMT -5
One day Grima Wormtongue is walking along the road when he trips on a rock. He kicks it, and out pops a powerful Maia from the First Age! The Maia says to him, "I will grant you three wishes, but choose wisely." Grima thinks for a second and says, "I wish to be the richest being alive." The Maia nods, and suddenly he is surrounded by heaps of jewels and gold and silver. Grima smiles a wicked smile and says, " I wish to be the wisest being in the world." The Maia nods and gifts him with lore greater then Saruman. Then Grima says, "Finally, I wish to be totally irresistable to women." And the Maia turns him into Legolas.
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Aug 22, 2004 5:41:48 GMT -5
Post by Laitorni on Aug 22, 2004 5:41:48 GMT -5
hahahahahahahaha "Anybody got a light?" Poor Pippin......locked away without being able to smoke his pipeweed....... Legolas sure knows how to pass the time!
Laitorni
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Aug 22, 2004 5:43:40 GMT -5
Post by Laitorni on Aug 22, 2004 5:43:40 GMT -5
Hahahahahahaha.........turns him into Legolas.......hahahahaha. Anyways if he wanted to get Eoywn's attention, the Maia should've turned him into Aragorn! LOL!
[glow=blue,2,300]Laitorni[/glow]
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Aug 22, 2004 17:21:34 GMT -5
Post by Namarië Galadriel on Aug 22, 2004 17:21:34 GMT -5
hee! hee! hee! That is sooo true!! Even funnier that I did not think of that!! Good call!!
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Aug 23, 2004 8:37:25 GMT -5
Post by Laitorni on Aug 23, 2004 8:37:25 GMT -5
I wonder how Aragorn would react if he saw his clone!!! Poor Arwen, wouldn't be able to tell the difference.........well maybe she could because the real Aragorn has her pendant and Grima acts much more fouler.
Laitorni
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