Post by Namarië Galadriel on Oct 30, 2004 5:57:19 GMT -5
Ways to get kicked out of "lord of the rings" movie
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where
the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!"
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says: "Frodo"
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
8. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty
Python style.
9. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
10. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
11. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
12. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
13. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
14. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
15. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
16. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
17. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theatre during the Shelob scene.
18. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
19. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
Please feel free to add more ways to get kicked out, if you have any!!
Personally my favorite is number 17!! heh! heh!
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where
the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!"
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says: "Frodo"
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
8. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty
Python style.
9. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
10. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
11. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
12. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
13. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
14. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
15. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
16. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
17. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theatre during the Shelob scene.
18. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
19. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
Please feel free to add more ways to get kicked out, if you have any!!
Personally my favorite is number 17!! heh! heh!